Choey Memorial Scholarship Fund, Inc.
The latest Newsletter from the Pentathlon Staff (May 2003)

What a winter!!!!! It’s time to shed those clothes, don those skimpy summer outfits, and catch some rays! The Choey Memorial Pentathlon XIV is JULY 18th, 19th, and 20th!!!! You only have 7 weeks to call your friends, find your swim trunks (read: thong bikinis ladies), buy some sunscreen and get ready for the EVENT OF THE SUMMER!! Sign-ups are from 11:00 AM to 12:00 PM on Saturday, July 19, and the events start promptly at 12:00 NOON. (11am for Wiffleball)

The entry fee is $110/team. If you would like to pre-register, you must do so before July 1st. 1- Fill out the entry form enclosed, 2- Place the entry form in the enclosed return envelope, 3- Place a stamp on said return envelope, 4- Write a check for $110.00 made out to "The Choey Memorial Scholarship Fund, Inc.", 5- Put the check in the stamped return envelope, 6- Drop the envelope in the mail. It’s easier than a hot blonde getting out of a speeding ticket from Helmut!! ALL entry forms received on or before JULY 1, 2003 will be given PRIORITY PLACEMENT into the events requested.

As always, we cannot guarantee your events, but if you pre-register, your chances of getting the events you want will increase significantly. We will only have room for 8 Wiffleball teams again this year, so if this is an event you want, Pre-Registration is a must. Also, you will be included into a special drawing only for teams that Pre-Registered. Please keep in mind that there are no refunds.

For $110.00/team ($55.00/person), you each get a Kuch original T-shirt, all you can eat and drink, a pig roast, door prizes, trophies, live entertainment (???), commemorative beer mug, and lots of laughs. Of course, all are welcome even if you don’t want to compete; however a donation of $35.00/person is required. You will also be able to buy your 2003 Special Edition Baseball and River hats for $15 each.

The float on Sunday is alive and well! We will be using White Water Willies again this year, so there will be a charge of $30 per person for rafts and transportation on Sunday. The trip will be the same as in the past with sandwiches, beverages (adult and otherwise), snacks, and music on the river. If you have never floated with us in the past, you really should try it once, because if you do it once, you’ll never miss it again. This year, you must have a wristband to go on the river. You can buy your wristband up until 11am on Sunday morning. You will not be allowed on the river without it, so please don’t forget.

We will have 3 Divisions: Men’s, Mixed, and Women’s. Each division will have separate rankings and separate champions. However, all teams will still compete against each other throughout the day.

As always, the Early Session will have 6 "Skill" events. These events start at 12:00 NOON on Saturday (except for Wiffleball which starts at 11am). The Early "Skill" events are: Horseshoes, Badminton, Wiffleball, Foosball, Darts, and Golf (expanded to 9 holes). The Late "Fun" Events will start at 3:15 PM on Saturday. The Late events are: Egg Throw, Keg Throw, and Relay Race. Definitely bring cameras for the Late Events!

The raffle will be sandwiched in between the 3 Late Events. The auction will start at 6:00 PM during the serving of the Pig Roast. BeerPong starts at 7:00 PM. "God Bless America" will start at sunrise both Saturday and Sunday for those early rises or more likely, those late night owls!

BeerPong will be run the same. Everyone will be assigned to a table. You will play on the SAME table all night. Each table will be its own self-contained tournament. This allows everyone to know exactly where to be and when to be there.

There are plenty of sponsorships available for this year’s Pentathlon. Whether you are a small business owner or work for a large corporation, why not sponsor one of our Pentathlon competitions? For a very nominal fee, a captivated audience of over two hundred and fifty people will see your sign/advertisement all day. It’s a great way to get your company name in front of hundreds of people and you would be donating to charity at the same time. Talk about a win/win situation!! Please contact us if you are interested in sponsoring one of the events the weekend of the Pentathlon.

We always ask for help in gathering items for the Raffle and the Auction. Most people don’t think they have anything to contribute, but WE BET YOU DO!!!! Please, if there is anything you can contribute, we really need your help. Donations have been a little slow this year, so anything you can do will be much appreciated.

The raffle will be run exactly the same way as in the past. Raffle Tickets will still be priced as follows: 1 Ticket-$5.00, 3 Tickets-$10.00, 7 Tickets-$20.00, 10 Tickets-$25.00, 25 Tickets-$50, 50 Tickets-$75, or 75 Tickets-$100. Place as many tickets as you’d like in the bag next to the prizes you want. There is no limit.

This year’s Auction will hopefully be bigger and better than in years past. We should have plenty of sports memorabilia, golf clubs, New York City dinners and shows. So, PLEASE BRING MONEY!! Thanks to everyone last year for their contributions and for keeping the noise level down during the bidding process, it was much appreciated and allowed things to run much faster.

Regardless of whether or not you can make this year’s event, please send us a note and tell us how you are doing. We care!!! Also, if we haven’t heard from you in a while, you may get dropped from the mailing list and you wouldn’t get these wonderful letters twice a year.

Keeping in Touch:

-Mike and Keri Kucher announce they are expecting their third bundle of joy on December 16th (Joe’s Birthday).

-Kenny and Judie McInerney announce they are expecting their second baby on December 16th (yup, Joe’s Birthday).

-Pat and Kim Reilly announce they are expecting their first little treasure in November.

-Darren and Jen Elston are expecting their first baby sometime in June.

-Nick and Jen Grasso are also expecting their first baby this June.

-Chris Hefferon and his girlfriend Sarah are engaged and will tie the knot on August 9th.

-Matt Polanis and Erika Ropke are engaged and will be married on July 4th.

-Adam Hubbard and Heather Bates (our Pig Roast friends!) are engaged and will wed on June 28th.

We would like to thank everyone that contacted us with ideas and suggestions for our second charity this year. All your suggestions were researched and while ALL of them are worthwhile, we have decided to donate a portion of this year’s money raised to: The Brittany Miller Foundation - www.brittanymiller.org. The Foundation is inspired by the memory of Brittany Miller, a Middletown, New York girl who on July 31, 1996 -- her seventh birthday -- died after fighting a spirited battle against brain cancer. As part of her treatment, Brittany had to undergo the hour-plus trip to Westchester several times a month for treatments. The Foundation raises funds and disperses the same to families from the New York counties of Orange, Sullivan, Ulster, Dutchess, and Pike County PA who have children diagnosed with cancer. Specifically, the funds are to be used to defray travel, lodging, food and miscellaneous expenses associated with visits to hospitals or other treatment facilities in New York, New Jersey, Connecticut or elsewhere as is approved by the majority vote of the Board of Directors.

Unfortunately, Jon Zanger will not be able to play the weekend of the Pentathlon this year as he and his wife are expecting in July. We are still looking for a possible replacement, but this may be a last minute decision. Regardless, there will be plenty of music for all to enjoy.

Please remember that if you must park on the street, please only park on one side. You all have been great with this, but we felt obligated to remind everyone.

If sleeping in a tent doesn’t make you a happy camper, please check our website for options and phone numbers. Make your reservations early!!!! Also, keep in mind; we have built 2 private showers in the Shed complete with hot water to make you all more comfortable. Please take advantage of them.

Congrats to Mike Hay, Rory Rohan, Conor Taniguchi, and Matt Maloney, winners of the Spring 2003 Choey Memorial Golf Outing. 47 golfers competed in a best ball format and over $1,400 was raised for the Fund! The Fall 2003 Golf Outing will be October 4, 2003. Please check the website for more details.

The Choey Memorial Scholarship Fund, Inc. is now a stand-alone, tax-exempt entity fulfilling all obligations of many employers’ gift-matching programs. Please keep this in mind as many of your employers will match $1 to $1, $2 to $1, or even $3 to $1 for every dollar you contribute to a charity like The C.M.S.F.I. Please let us know if we can answer any questions in regards to your company’s specific matching requirements.

Please Remember - Everyone that works this weekend is a volunteer, they deserve courtesy and gratitude for all they do. Try to treat everyone with the utmost respect and don’t forget everyone is doing his or her absolute best to make this weekend fun and successful for all.

DON’T FORGET TO CHECK OUT OUR WEBSITE!!! It has all the information you need for this year’s Pentathlon. Also, the website contains past results, pictures, answers to questions, and other information we think you will enjoy. It’s also a great way to contact us and let us know what you think about the weekend, the website itself, or anything else on your minds.

WWW.CHOEY.ORG

Feel free to come up anytime on Friday. All are welcome to help set up and get a jump on the weekend!! Bring your friends and we’ll see you July 18, 19, and 20!!!!!!!!!!

Pentathlon Staff

(P.S. We hope you like the refrigerator magnet and use it as a reminder to come join us in July!!!!)

 
 

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