Choey Memorial Scholarship Fund, Inc.
The latest Newsletter from the Pentathlon Staff (Feb. 2003)

February means snow, sleet, cold, dead of winter…..AND THE PENTATHLON NEWSLETTER!!!!!!!!

We had great weather again in ‘02.  Whew!  A total of 53 teams participated: 25 Men’s, 22 Mixed and 6 Women’s.  That’s the 3rd highest total ever and the most since ’99.  Well, our prayers were answered…..Helmut and Kucher lost the Men’s title to Chris R. and Brian L.   That ends a three year championship run for Helmut/Kuch and also sets a new record for the longest time between winning Pentathlon Championships: 9 years.  The last time Chris R./Brian L. won was 1993.  Ahh, 1993…..Clinton was on his 3rd intern (literally), the economy looked good, grunge was in, and Greenie was 40 pounds lighter.  In the Mixed Division, Heidi and Mike took back the title, winning it for the third time in five years.  There was a repeat, sort of, in the Women’s Division.  Stephanie H. repeated as Women’s champ but with new partner Andrea.

The float on Sunday was outstanding as always.  Sun, fun, food and drink.  If you missed it or have never floated with us before, you really should take the time on Sunday, we guarantee it will be worth the trip!!!!!

The 2002 Choey Memorial Pentathlon raised the most money in the history of the event - over $12,000!!!!  Thank you so much for your generosity.

 

Random Thoughts and Announcements…

- Darren (owner of White Water Willies) and Jen got married.

- Manish and Lynn got married.

- Jeanne and Dan got married.

- Art and Rebecca are getting married in October? Oh, boy - what a party THAT will be!!!!!!

          - Nick and Jen eloped and tied the knot, too!

- Carolyn and Vinnie had beautiful twins, Jessica and Ryan.

- Dan and Karen had a cute little girl, Melanie.

- Helmut and Christine had a little ‘peanut’, Katarina (and yes she DOES have more hair than her father!)

- Dave and Janene are expecting their third child in July.

- Jon and Julia are also expecting their third in July.

- J.T. and Liz will be expecting their first in July.

- Beaner and Allison are expecting their first in May.  Well, Dan it looks like you were wrong, Beaner isn’t gay (not that there is anything wrong with that…..).

- Chris and Lara H. are expecting their first in the spring.

 

With all these babies, we have a bit of a problem.  Because Julia Zanger will be expecting the week of the Pentathlon, Jon can’t play the Pent.  We went to Plan B and invited J.T.’s band to play that weekend, and then we found out that Liz and J.T. will be expecting, you guessed it, the week of the Pentathlon, so he can’t play either.

Two comments:

1-       If anyone out there has any suggestions for live music for the Pent. weekend, please let us know ASAP.  Remember, we need to keep costs in line so AC/DC, while it would be awesome, probably won’t fit our budget.

2-       For all you married couples.  You know the Pent. is EVERY DAMN YEAR on either the second or third weekend in July.  Could you PLEASE plan your procreation activities with that in mind?  It’s really not that much to ask….

 

The 2003 Pentathlon festivities will be the weekend of Friday July 18th, Saturday July 19th, and Sunday July 20th.

All are welcome to come up anytime on Friday to help set up, catch a few rays, and drink a few suds.  You may want to get up there EARLY!!  Space is ALWAYS of a premium.  For those less-than-hearty souls, there are several local hotels in the area.  Check out the Pentathlon Website for hotels and phone numbers.  Make your reservations early because rooms go VERY QUICKLY during that time of year.   Also, to make you all a little more comfortable, we have built two private showers with hot water, in the Shed, so please take advantage of those throughout the weekend.

The events will remain the same.  The Early Session, which starts at 12:00, will have the following events: Golf (expanded to 9 holes), Badminton, Darts, Horseshoes, Foosball, and Wiffleball.  If you want to be in Wiffleball, you must pre-register.  The Wiffleball Tournament will start at 11am on Saturday morning.

The Late Session, which starts at 3:15, will have the following events: Egg Throw, Keg Throw, and Relay Race.  The Raffle will take place between the 3 Late Session events and the Auction will start at 6:00 pm and will run during the Pig Roast.  BeerPong will start at 7:00 pm.

If you must park on the street, please park on only 1 side of the street.  Everyone has done a great job of this over the past several years but we feel obligated to say it again.

The Board of Directors has decided that it is time to choose a new charity to donate a portion of the proceeds raised at the Pentathlon.  For the last 6 years the Make-A-Wish Foundation of the Hudson Valley was the recipient of half of the proceeds, over $21,000 for that period of time.  While the relationship was mostly a positive one, we feel that it is now time to move on and benefit a new charity.  If anyone has a suggestion for a worthwhile charity, please contact us via the website to submit your suggestion, WWW.CHOEY.ORG.  We will announce the new charity in the May newsletter.

We didn’t set a goal for the 2002 Choey Memorial, as things were so strange after 9/11.  As mentioned previously in this newsletter, we raised over $12,000, far exceeding any previous Pentathlon, and certainly beyond our wildest dreams.  Every year we continue to be amazed by the incredible generosity that is within all of you.  Again, thank you.

So, once again, we’re not going to set a goal for 2003.  Get your butts up here, have a good time, throw some cash around and let’s see what happens!  Invite your friends to compete, buy lots of raffle tickets to win great stuff, and keep bidding on those awesome auction items that people keep donating.  Speaking of which, don’t be shy out there, if there is ANYTHING you can donate, please do not hesitate to contact us.

The entry fee this year will be: $110.00/team.  This is a slight increase, but seriously, it’s still a bargain!!!!!  If you pre-register before July 1, you will get preferred placement into the events of your choice, each team member will receive a limited edition commemorative Choey Memorial Pentathlon mug, AND you will also be entered into an exclusive raffle ONLY for teams that pre-registered.  One pre-registered team will win $50 cash, but you can only enter this raffle if you PRE-REGISTER!!!!  Your entry fee includes all you can eat and drink from Friday morning to Sunday night, door prizes, the pig roast, and of course a Kuch original T-shirt. If you want to come up and not compete, a donation of $35.00/person will be required.

            The raffle this year should again be even better than last year’s.  Raffle tickets will be priced the same as last year: 1 Ticket-$5.00, 3 Tickets-$10.00, 7 Tickets-$20.00, 10 Tickets-$25.00, 25 Tickets-$50, 50 Tickets-$75, and 75 Tickets-$100.  If anyone has anything to raffle off, PLEASE LET US KNOW.  Any and all donations would be appreciated.  Please remember, this weekend has grown to what it is now because people have contributed their time and efforts.  We could use any and all help to continue to make this weekend even bigger and better than it has been.

            There will also be a 50/50 again this year.  The last two years have proved successful so what the hell!!!

We will do the auction again this year.  Last year’s was a lot of fun and everyone certainly got into the spirit of it.  PLEASE, we need things to auction off.  If you can donate ANYTHING it would be greatly appreciated.  Even if you know a guy, who has a cousin, that used to work with a girl who once dated Mike Piazza and might be able to get us an autograph.  PLEASE LET US KNOW!!!!!!!!

Of course there will be rafting on Sunday!  The charge will be an additional $30.00/person for the cost of the raft, transportation, and life jackets.  Wristbands will be required for the raft trip.  You may purchase your wristband up until we leave the Pentathlon site for the river at 11am Sunday morning.  You will not be allowed on the river without a wristband, so please plan accordingly.

Well, last year was a fluke.  Kuch has NO IDEA about the design for this year’s T-shirts!!!!  Don’t worry; he’ll get his creative juices flowing in time for the Pent.  As we did last year, every competitor will receive a shirt for entering, but we will sell extra shirts (while supplies last) for $5.00 each.

We’ll also have Official Pentathlon Hats and Tank Tops for sale so buy those Christmas gifts now!!!!!!

If you need to get in touch with us during the year, please write us or feel free to call. We are always looking for new ideas to make the Choey Memorial Weekend bigger and better.  The best way to contact us is through the website, but if you would like to reach us by snail mail:

Marc Greene

310 Prospect Hill Rd.

Cuddebackville, NY 12729

845-754-7220

201-240-6464 

If anybody is interested in the Spring Choey Memorial Golf Outing, please send an email or give a call.  The tournament is scheduled for May 3rd at the High Point Country Club in Montague, NJ.  Details will follow. Please contact us via the website, phone or even snail mail so that we get you the info.  The Spring 2002 Choey Golf Outing had 17 teams competing in a best-ball format, so all levels of player are more than welcome!

The Choey Memorial Scholarship Fund Inc., parent of the Pentathlon, is an official, not-for-profit, tax-exempt entity.  Many companies offer their employees company-matching programs.  If your company offers this benefit, please let us know how we can help you apply for this.

Please check us out at WWW.CHOEY.ORG.  Let us know what you think about our website or anything else about the Choey Memorial Pentathlon Weekend, and feel free to contact us via the site.  Bring your friends and we’ll see you July 18th, 19th, and 20th!!!!!!!!!! 

Pentathlon Staff

 

 
 

Copyright 2003, Choey Memorial Scholarship Fund, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
T-Bone Web Desin, proud sponsor of the Choey Memorial Pentathlon